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Post by Hey Man on Oct 23, 2011 19:26:42 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2011 16:10:46 GMT -5
LMAO! Don't masturbate, it'll cause hair to grow on your palms, y'know.   |
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Post by R&ROVER on Oct 24, 2011 16:34:21 GMT -5
Anyone who condemns masturbation as gay both masturbates and is -- undoubtedly -- gay. Fact.
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Post by dute on Oct 24, 2011 19:17:55 GMT -5
"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen, Annie Hall
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Post by RisingFarce on Oct 25, 2011 6:36:20 GMT -5
What does it mean if you cry while you masturbate, and then feel terribly dirty afterwards?
Because that really bothers me.
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Post by R&ROVER on Oct 25, 2011 8:47:50 GMT -5
If God had meant us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter. This is why the Tyrannosaurus Rex and John McCain are such interesting critters. |
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Post by dute on Oct 25, 2011 17:33:34 GMT -5
If God had meant us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter. Poor T-Rex, maybe they wouldn't have been so mean to the other dinosaurs if only their arms were longer. Off topic for a second; I never understood it. Such a massive and powerful creature and he's been given these TINY arms. God's cruel joke, I suppose.  |
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Post by flexlufful on Oct 25, 2011 22:15:04 GMT -5
A snake has no arms or legs but can fuck you over easily.
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Post by dute on Oct 25, 2011 23:21:00 GMT -5
A snake has no arms or legs but can fuck you over easily. Good point. |
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