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Post by kissoff on Nov 22, 2023 16:06:15 GMT -5
I've done jailtime ya but not from the capers. If you feel like sharing - please do. If not I understand. Well the whole thing was quite the freaking Odyssey from start to finish and I could never do it justice typing it as a post but let's just say jail was a breeze and not at all what I envisioned. Was like a vacation almost. No lie. And I did pull off some capers there too like wearing my jail issued jean jacket right out the front door upon release after 3 months right past all security checks. Mind you this is a near impossible and extremely risky stunt to pull off but I managed it nonetheless. Getting County Jail issued attire off the premises is not for the timid.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 22, 2023 16:48:02 GMT -5
If you feel like sharing - please do. If not I understand. Well the whole thing was quite the freaking Odyssey from start to finish and I could never do it justice typing it as a post but let's just say jail was a breeze and not at all what I envisioned. Was like a vacation almost. No lie. Interesting. I know I couldn't do jail.
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Post by kissoff on Nov 22, 2023 17:27:15 GMT -5
Well the whole thing was quite the freaking Odyssey from start to finish and I could never do it justice typing it as a post but let's just say jail was a breeze and not at all what I envisioned. Was like a vacation almost. No lie. Interesting. I know I couldn't do jail. What makes you say that.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 22, 2023 17:29:39 GMT -5
Interesting. I know I couldn't do jail. What makes you say that. I am too pretty for jail.
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Post by kissoff on Nov 22, 2023 17:44:27 GMT -5
Well the whole thing was quite the freaking Odyssey from start to finish and I could never do it justice typing it as a post but let's just say jail was a breeze and not at all what I envisioned. Was like a vacation almost. No lie. Interesting. I know I couldn't do jail. Trust me there's none of that going on. It's pure R&R in some format basically the whole time. You should plan a trip to CA just to get arrested and find out.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 22, 2023 17:46:13 GMT -5
Interesting. I know I couldn't do jail. Trust me there's none of that going on. It's pure R&R in some format basically the whole time. I guess it depends on what you are in for.
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Post by MikeyB on Nov 22, 2023 17:56:56 GMT -5
If you feel like sharing - please do. If not I understand. Well the whole thing was quite the freaking Odyssey from start to finish and I could never do it justice typing it as a post but let's just say jail was a breeze and not at all what I envisioned. Was like a vacation almost. No lie. I'm guessing you were not incarcerated in a United States Penitentiary.
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Post by kissoff on Nov 22, 2023 17:58:47 GMT -5
Trust me there's none of that going on. It's pure R&R in some format basically the whole time. I guess it depends on what you are in for. No bearing whatsoever. None. For example, you'd probably get in trouble for disturbing the peace and resisting arrest, whereas Slow would get in trouble for jaywalking and texting while driving. You both can still go on work detail.
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Post by kissoff on Nov 22, 2023 18:01:55 GMT -5
Well the whole thing was quite the freaking Odyssey from start to finish and I could never do it justice typing it as a post but let's just say jail was a breeze and not at all what I envisioned. Was like a vacation almost. No lie. I'm guessing you were not incarcerated in a United States Penitentiary. Correct.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 22, 2023 19:10:20 GMT -5
I guess it depends on what you are in for. No bearing whatsoever. None. For example, you'd probably get in trouble for disturbing the peace and resisting arrest, whereas Slow would get in trouble for jaywalking and texting while driving. You both can still go on work detail. What I mean is that is a difference between country club jail for not serious crimes vs. jail where there are murderers and you may get shanked there.
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Post by kissoff on Nov 22, 2023 20:24:24 GMT -5
No bearing whatsoever. None. For example, you'd probably get in trouble for disturbing the peace and resisting arrest, whereas Slow would get in trouble for jaywalking and texting while driving. You both can still go on work detail. What I mean is that is a difference between country club jail for not serious crimes vs. jail where there are murderers and you may get shanked there. Correct was Country Club all the way.Murderers are sent to prison not jail.Heres a link if you wanna see what potentially awaits you should you ever make your way to my neck of the woods and act up. www.google.com/search?q=Sonoma%20County%20Detention%20Facility&ludocid=1344708531032069350&ibp=gwp;0,7&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwimxNX099iCAxV1EUQIHfHKCdYQ_coHegQIFRAB&biw=320&bih=441&dpr=2.25
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 22, 2023 20:33:43 GMT -5
What I mean is that is a difference between country club jail for not serious crimes vs. jail where there are murderers and you may get shanked there. Correct was Country Club all the way.Murderers are sent to prison not jail.Heres a link if you wanna see what potentially awaits you should you ever make your way to my neck of the woods and act up. www.google.com/search?q=Sonoma%20County%20Detention%20Facility&ludocid=1344708531032069350&ibp=gwp;0,7&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwimxNX099iCAxV1EUQIHfHKCdYQ_coHegQIFRAB&biw=320&bih=441&dpr=2.25 How is the food at least?
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Post by kissoff on Nov 22, 2023 21:08:35 GMT -5
How is the food at least? Fantastic food but it's not all you can eat you do not get seconds but once a week commissary is a great supplement & can purchase vending card for vending machines, lotsa goodies you can order too, only bummer is only instant decaf coffee is available There's no weight room or anything but plenty of books, magazines to read and you can always walk/jog the yard for exercise. Lotsa flat screen TVs going with plenty of seating,card games, board games and you can take self improvement classes if you want. You're not required to work or anything but you can't sleep all day either. Private bathroom stalls and showers too, and you get your own locker. I absolutely loved my stay there. The nurses were all hot too.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 22, 2023 21:14:44 GMT -5
How is the food at least? Fantastic food but it's not all you can eat you do not get seconds but once a week commissary is a great supplement & can purchase vending card for vending machines, lotsa goodies you can order too, only bummer is only instant decaf coffee is available There's no weight room or anything but plenty of books, magazines to read and you can always walk/jog the yard for exercise. Lotsa flat screen TVs going with plenty of seating,card games, board games and you can take self improvement classes if you want. You're not required to work or anything but you can't sleep all day either. Private bathroom stalls and showers too. I absolutely loved my stay there. The nurses were all hot too. How long were you there?
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Post by kissoff on Nov 22, 2023 21:47:21 GMT -5
Fantastic food but it's not all you can eat you do not get seconds but once a week commissary is a great supplement & can purchase vending card for vending machines, lotsa goodies you can order too, only bummer is only instant decaf coffee is available There's no weight room or anything but plenty of books, magazines to read and you can always walk/jog the yard for exercise. Lotsa flat screen TVs going with plenty of seating,card games, board games and you can take self improvement classes if you want. You're not required to work or anything but you can't sleep all day either. Private bathroom stalls and showers too. I absolutely loved my stay there. The nurses were all hot too. How long were you there? 63 days then 30 days inpt drug/alcohol rehab.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 22, 2023 22:03:11 GMT -5
63 days then 30 days inpt drug/alcohol rehab. Can you have visitors like say a wife?
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Post by kissoff on Nov 22, 2023 22:10:58 GMT -5
63 days then 30 days inpt drug/alcohol rehab. Can you have visitors like say a wife? Yes once a week visitors in groups sit across a table in dining hall no touching whatsoever. The Rehab visitation setting was more lax but not by much.
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Post by MikeyB on Nov 23, 2023 9:26:43 GMT -5
63 days then 30 days inpt drug/alcohol rehab. Have you maintained your sobriety and continued to attend A.A. meetings?
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Post by kissoff on Nov 25, 2023 3:25:43 GMT -5
Well since I am a narcissist/sociopath - I welcome your questions, but I can't promise that I will answer everything. Being that so many have praised poor Julian for putting up with whatever goes on at the FAQ, would you mind sharing a little bit what goes on behind the scenes in maintaining the FW, to give us some insight as to what's involved to keep things maintained and operating besides of course having to keep an electric eye on that wildman Joma.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 25, 2023 12:08:58 GMT -5
Well since I am a narcissist/sociopath - I welcome your questions, but I can't promise that I will answer everything. Being that so many have praised poor Julian for putting up with whatever goes on at the FAQ, would you mind sharing a little bit what goes on behind the scenes in maintaining the FW, to give us some insight as to what's involved to keep things maintained and operating besides of course having to keep an electric eye on that wildman Joma. There isn't much honestly. Proboards is very user friendly, so since I mastered how to run things the last time this forum was active, it is no problem now. But yes, I have to keep on top of Joma and other trouble makers here. I also have little ADD/OCD quirks that bug me when running a forum vs. when just being a member of one.
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Post by kissoff on Nov 25, 2023 22:02:05 GMT -5
Being that so many have praised poor Julian for putting up with whatever goes on at the FAQ, would you mind sharing a little bit what goes on behind the scenes in maintaining the FW, to give us some insight as to what's involved to keep things maintained and operating besides of course having to keep an electric eye on that wildman Joma. There isn't much honestly. Proboards is very user friendly, so since I mastered how to run things the last time this forum was active, it is no problem now. But yes, I have to keep on top of Joma and other trouble makers here. I also have little ADD/OCD quirks that bug me when running a forum vs. when just being a member of one. Are you handy around the house like do you have a green thumb and tape measure always clipped to your beltloop.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 25, 2023 22:12:45 GMT -5
There isn't much honestly. Proboards is very user friendly, so since I mastered how to run things the last time this forum was active, it is no problem now. But yes, I have to keep on top of Joma and other trouble makers here. I also have little ADD/OCD quirks that bug me when running a forum vs. when just being a member of one. Are you handy around the house like do you have a green thumb and tape measure always clipped to your beltloop. Nope. Always been creative and artsy - not a handy man type. My wife is even better than I am with that stuff, but prefer to just pay someone.
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Post by kissoff on Nov 25, 2023 22:43:33 GMT -5
Are you handy around the house like do you have a green thumb and tape measure always clipped to your beltloop. Nope. Always been creative and artsy - not a handy man type. My wife is even better than I am with that stuff, but prefer to just pay someone. What kind of car do you drive and are you more likely to flip someone off or get flipped off on the road.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 25, 2023 23:16:43 GMT -5
Nope. Always been creative and artsy - not a handy man type. My wife is even better than I am with that stuff, but prefer to just pay someone. What kind of car do you drive and are you more likely to flip someone off or get flipped off on the road. I got cars through my Dad, because he did consulting work for various car companies - Audi, BMW, Mercedes and Porsche, but I prefer not to drive now. I have epilepsy and just feel better considering the Uber revolution. Even if it was an accident, I couldn't live with killing someone.
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Post by kissoff on Nov 26, 2023 0:44:55 GMT -5
What kind of car do you drive and are you more likely to flip someone off or get flipped off on the road. I got cars through my Dad, because he did consulting work for various car companies - Audi, BMW, Mercedes and Porsche, but I prefer not to drive now. I have epilepsy and just feel better considering the Uber revolution. Even if it was an accident, I couldn't live with killing someone. Ya that would suck if you accidentally ran over MTS while he was chasing a stray down the street. You've briefly mentioned before about living in Florida so what the hell happened there, were you rejected by local officials and sent back or something, or you just got tired of being ogled by Versace on the beach.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 26, 2023 0:52:50 GMT -5
I got cars through my Dad, because he did consulting work for various car companies - Audi, BMW, Mercedes and Porsche, but I prefer not to drive now. I have epilepsy and just feel better considering the Uber revolution. Even if it was an accident, I couldn't live with killing someone. Ya that would suck if you accidentally ran over MTS while he was chasing a stray down the street. You've briefly mentioned before about living in Florida so what the hell happened there, were you rejected by local officials and sent back or something, or you just got tired of being ogled by Versace on the beach. Sold the condo. Just not the same there anymore - although I will always have great memories.
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Post by kissoff on Nov 26, 2023 1:01:38 GMT -5
Ya that would suck if you accidentally ran over MTS while he was chasing a stray down the street. You've briefly mentioned before about living in Florida so what the hell happened there, were you rejected by local officials and sent back or something, or you just got tired of being ogled by Versace on the beach. Sold the condo. Just not the same there anymore - although I will always have great memories. Please share more about Florida like how long, when and why you were there.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 26, 2023 1:07:27 GMT -5
Sold the condo. Just not the same there anymore - although I will always have great memories. Please share more about Florida like how long, when and why you were there. I didn't live there permanently, but would spend some time there each year. It was Fort Lauderdale. Had the condo a bit over for about 25 years. My parents took my brother and I to Florida as kids, so I was just used to it.
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Post by Joma on Nov 26, 2023 8:27:56 GMT -5
Nice...I lived in Fort Lauderdale for 1 year as a kid. Went to kindergarten down there...then we moved back to the Twin Cities the following year.
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Post by Hey Man on Nov 26, 2023 12:02:48 GMT -5
Nice...I lived in Fort Lauderdale for 1 year as a kid. Went to kindergarten down there...then we moved back to the Twin Cities the following year. How come such a short period? Dad changed jobs or something?
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